Reviews & Sponsors

If you would like a paid review or sponsored content, feel free to send us an email. Please keep in mind that our content reaches audiences that are 18 plus.

Sidebar Advertising

  • The sidebar banner must be 250×250, and not sexually explicit.
  • Ads will be shown on every page of the blog.
  • Banner must be a static image – not a gif.
  • No click-through rate is guaranteed.
  • Payment is due upfront. A banner ad will not be placed without payment.
  • Emailing us does not mean you have been guaranteed a banner ad.
  • If you sell mostly toxic porous toys, you need not apply.
  • I reserve the right to remove banner ads based on my morality clause (below).
  • Advertising spots can not be reserved.

Sponsored Content

  • We do not give time frames for sponsored content.
  • All sponsored posts will be declared.
  • Nofollow links will be used.
  • Payment is due upfront.

What sponsored content includes:

  • Multiple HD photos.
  • 500+ words of high-quality content.
  • Social media promotion. For social media, we use this blog, Twitter, and Instagram.
  • A link on The Ruby Umbrella.

Product Reviews

Reviews will focus on ease of use, ability to use during work and any positives/negatives the toy has.

  • If you send us an item to review, you acknowledge that whatever posted will be honest and unbiased. We do not guarantee a positive review. No compensation will be given for negative reviews.
  • We do not give time frames for review. If you would like your product reviewed within a certain time, We will try, but there is no guarantee.
  • All products MUST be body-safe (silicon, glass, metal etc.) – if you send us a toy that isn’t body-safe toy, we reserve the right not to review it.
  • If you send extra items along with the pre-agreed items, that does not mean we will review them on our blog, that means they are a gift.
  • We are not responsible for paying the shipping or customs costs of a product. If a product gets stuck at customs, We will provide you with the information needed to pay the fee.
  • If an item gets lost during shipping, you may not ask for compensation. If the review is negative, you may not ask for compensation.
  • We will always disclose when we receive a product that’s been sent for review. If you continually ask otherwise, you will be blacklisted.
  • If your company stops stocking the item or affiliate scheme closes, We reserve the right to link to it via an affiliate/company that does stock it.

What your review includes:

  • Multiple HD photos.
  • A thorough review.
  • Social media promotion. For social media, we use this blog, Twitter, and Instagram.
  • A link on The Ruby Umbrella.

Morality Clause

If your company is found to be in any way ableist, sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, fat-shaming, condone non-consent, harassment or assault, or any other action which is deemed to be oppressive, The Ruby Umbrella reserves the right to (with immediate effect) cut ties with said company, and pull or withhold any banner advertisements, and disclose the behaviour of the company on past posts – sponsored or reviews.

If this happens, no compensation or notice will be given.

This morality clause applies to all reviews, sponsored content, giveaways, and ads.


The Ruby Umbrella is a semi-anonymous blog. By working with The Ruby Umbrella, you agree to uphold our privacy. If you are found to be sharing any of my personal information, legal action will be taken.